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[THIS IS A DUMB MUSEBOXING POST

you have two options for visiting diamond:

a) she is in the DCMK world, fucking around and generally making the dcmk cast's lives hell

or b) she is somehow back in kyr, walking around in her tiamat uniform like she never left. how did she get back? who knows.]

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[pinches your cheeks as hard as she can]

[AGGGGGH]

OKAY. NOT A DREAM. GOT IT.

[and lets go]

But yes, you shouldn't question it.

Right then.

In that case... [Deep breath, as he rubs his cheeks.]

That's good.

I needed to ask something that I never did because... well.. it's complicated.

... Okay, but I don't know how to help you with boy troubles, Ivy's the only one I've ever seriously dated. Callie would probably be more help.

You don't have to worry about any of that stuff. I've actually got the love life thing pretty well under control.

Mostly.

For me, anyways.

I wound up hooking up with Yue. And this cute girl who goes by Sapphire.

... Okay, I definitely can't and won't help you with two-timing. Especially an Echo. I don't want to spend my vacation here getting smited.

It's fine, they both know about the other.

Anyways, it's... kinda about that time you tried to kill me.

...

That time what?

The time you tried to kill me.

Threw me off a boat, melted my foothold, tried to run me out of magic so I'd fall unconscious and land in the water?

Even if it went that far, you could still swim, and even if you couldn't, running out of magic doesn't make you go unconscious, and even if it did, we had an omnipotent sheep there to pull you out if anything went really bad.

...Remember that time in the game where I blasted the safe door off and was too tired to move for a good minute or two while you guys stuffed stuff in a bag?

Magical sheep aside, it... was a thing.

I tried to throw you off the boat because you were all "Hey, let's try to understand the Echoes instead of doing useful things" when I'd just found out one of them had tortured and murdered my wife.

And you did it two days after someone tried to kill me so I thought you were trying to kill me.

Bad timing all around.

If I was trying to kill you, you'd be dead.

Better people than you have tried. Apparently, I'm really hard to kill.

[bbbut... SIGHS.]

So... with that 'I won't stop from just one wave' thing you said, you weren't... threatening me. With murder.

... That was months ago and I was really angry. I don't exactly remember what all was said.

[Oh my god.]

[Oh my god.]

Do you have any idea how hard it was sleeping on the boat with you around? It was really, really hard!

Are you telling me that was a misunderstanding?!

If we're talking about making it hard to sleep, you're the one who was powerful enough to blow up who knows how much, and preaching understanding and peace towards the Echoes who want nothing more than to murder us.

... I don't get what the big misunderstanding was, but if I had tried to kill you, even if you're super-powerful, I think I could have. So, yeah, I never tried anything more than cooling you off or stopping you from playing more cards to hurt people.

...........................

...........................

Man I wish I'd known that like three months ago.

[don't you wish you could know this not in a musebox, too]

Don't be stupid. Our entire argument was about the Echoes being evil for killing us. Don't you think it would be a little stupid to react to that argument with killing?

[Like burning, man.]

Well... yeah, but you'd seemed pretty okay with killing them at the time.

I am okay with killing them, they killed both Ivy and me.

[...sighs. Agree to disagree on that one.]

So long as it's not Yue. She kisses way too well.

You need better taste.