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[THIS IS A DUMB MUSEBOXING POST

you have two options for visiting diamond:

a) she is in the DCMK world, fucking around and generally making the dcmk cast's lives hell

or b) she is somehow back in kyr, walking around in her tiamat uniform like she never left. how did she get back? who knows.]

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Dawon.

[first thing that came to mind tbh]

... Good point. That would be hilarious.

[jiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]

[RETURNS JIII WITH SMILES]

[jiiiiiiiiiiis harder]

[like he's trying to shoot lasers into her soul]

[we played laser tag one time, you should know what i do with lasers]

[HE REMEMBERS]

[Diamond the cheating jerk]

So, tell me about my replacement! Are they any good?

-- ah?

[a bit surprised by the question]

You mean Shouty? I didn't get to know him well before he made his way into the mirrors.

. . . pods.

Pod mirrors.

...

Oh.

[well that wasn't what i wanted to hear]

[Yes it's sad 8(]

. . . after Shouty, Ruby came back for a little bit. Ace took a vacation with Kanra, and King took his slot. The teams were expanded from six people to seven, and that's when Stinky-- Percy-- arrived. Ruby went back into the mirror pods after that, and we got Sword.

[pausing for a breath]

After that, Aoko and I got kidnapped to the Little Witch's realm for about two weeks. Ochre took my slot while I was gone. At some point during that period, King and Percy went into the pods, too. I think there was someone who arrived and left during the two-week period I was gone-- Amethyst was her name? Comet took her slot.

I came back when Sword went into the mirror pods. Then Comet went into the pods too, and Garnet returned. Right now it's. . .

[counting on his fingers]

Ed, Clover, Callie, me, Garnet, Ochre and Sapphire.

... Jeez. You guys have been having a lot of trouble...

[his smile is a bit sad]

We've been pretty stable ever since I got back, but for a while there. . . yeah. We were having a little bit of trouble.

At this rate, you'll make me look bad... You're my team, so you're supposed to be winning non-stop and have people begging to be on our side.

[by which she means, this is awful, and she's sorry :(]

[he speaks Diamond. he gets it]

Well, we're definitely not winning non-stop.

But I'd say we're doing pretty okay.

You are?

We are.

[he smiles in an attempt to be reassuring]

I mean. . . other than, y'know. Nyssa's hostile takeover.

[completely deadpan:]

I love what she's done with the place. Really nice decoration.

. . . actually I do kinda like it.

[it's just. Nyssa]

Well, now it's time to set it on fire.

[wh]

Please don't set anything on fire?? There are still people living here, you know.

So hide somewhere that isn't Nyssa's?

And let everyone else try to overthrow her and restore the true Queen to power?

Since when was I a "wait on the sidelines" kinda guy?

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