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[THIS IS A DUMB MUSEBOXING POST

you have two options for visiting diamond:

a) she is in the DCMK world, fucking around and generally making the dcmk cast's lives hell

or b) she is somehow back in kyr, walking around in her tiamat uniform like she never left. how did she get back? who knows.]

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[...wait.]

[but.]

Diamond what did you do to your universe?!

Huh? I saved it, what are you talking about? That's no greeting.

You saved your universe. Yes. That was why you left.

But... uh... if your universe is still saved...

What the heck are you doing back here?!

Visiting. If you're going to be so rude, I can go talk to someone else.

[Opens mouth.]

[Closes mouth.]

I'm sorry. I need a second.

I'm pretty sure you just sort of casually violated fundamental laws of the universe.

Ed.

It is my job to get into places I'm not supposed to be. You remember that, right? I'm an expert, especially with my mirror completed.

Okay, I get that and all, but picking the lock on the multiverse itself seems like a terrible idea. J-just saying.

How'd you do that, anyways?

What would Lucky say if I started giving away the secrets of our trade so easily? Don't be a jerk.

A-a jerk?!

Maybe I want to come back after I leave too! That's not jerkish!

I can't go giving away our tricks! I did it the thief way, you should do it the magic way. Throw water at it until it works.

[...theres so much wrong with that that I don't even know where to begin--]

Wait.

There's one thing that's been bugging me.

So you being here is probably not something I should question. Unless this is a dream. Is this a dream?

[pinches your cheeks as hard as she can]

[AGGGGGH]

OKAY. NOT A DREAM. GOT IT.

[and lets go]

But yes, you shouldn't question it.

Right then.

In that case... [Deep breath, as he rubs his cheeks.]

That's good.

I needed to ask something that I never did because... well.. it's complicated.

... Okay, but I don't know how to help you with boy troubles, Ivy's the only one I've ever seriously dated. Callie would probably be more help.

You don't have to worry about any of that stuff. I've actually got the love life thing pretty well under control.

Mostly.

For me, anyways.

I wound up hooking up with Yue. And this cute girl who goes by Sapphire.

... Okay, I definitely can't and won't help you with two-timing. Especially an Echo. I don't want to spend my vacation here getting smited.

It's fine, they both know about the other.

Anyways, it's... kinda about that time you tried to kill me.

...

That time what?

The time you tried to kill me.

Threw me off a boat, melted my foothold, tried to run me out of magic so I'd fall unconscious and land in the water?

Even if it went that far, you could still swim, and even if you couldn't, running out of magic doesn't make you go unconscious, and even if it did, we had an omnipotent sheep there to pull you out if anything went really bad.

...Remember that time in the game where I blasted the safe door off and was too tired to move for a good minute or two while you guys stuffed stuff in a bag?

Magical sheep aside, it... was a thing.

I tried to throw you off the boat because you were all "Hey, let's try to understand the Echoes instead of doing useful things" when I'd just found out one of them had tortured and murdered my wife.

And you did it two days after someone tried to kill me so I thought you were trying to kill me.

Bad timing all around.